Kid vs Kat- the Movie- Trailer

*opening Paramount Pictures panorama*
*opening Walt Disney Pictures panorama*

Narrator: It all started after  Seti I was crowned Pharaoh.
*cuts to a chamber where Seti I and his young sister are*
Seti: Tell me sister, why is that everytime your filthy cat starts something... I'm the one who ends up in trouble?

Tia: Stop blaming Tutankitty about your problems, Hakem.

Seti: Never call me that again. My name is Seti. The gods approved that name. It represents my glory. And as the new ruler of Egypt, my first action is going to be  jailing  the cat into a tomb, then I'm going to bury it where not even the gods are able to go.

*goes to search Tutankitty*

Narrator: ...And the signal was made.
*cut to the outer space where 10 devices are sent to Earth and fall in different places*
*cut to a Kat Kommander giving orders to his soldiers*

Narrator: The Time's here. The Invasion has started.
*Many Spaceships are arriving to Earth*
*cut to some catnipians in different parts of the world posing as cats*
*cut to the Invasion and the Conquering and Downfall of USA*

Narrator: ...But there's one who can save us.
*cut to the present day, where a 15-year-old Coop's talking with someone in the phone*
Coop: Yeah, whatever you say.*an explosion is heard* I gotta go, Kat's doing something.
*runs away*

Narrator:.. Coming Soon...
*cut to Dennis and Coop with their motorcycles ready to abandon Bootsville at midnight*
Coop: It's time to say goodbye to Bootsville.
Dennis: Let's go before our parents note we're no longer in our houses.

*they turn on their motorcycles and escape*

Narrator: ... a life-changing adventure...
*cut to Coop and Dennis getting prepared to escape*

Coop: We're going on this quest... this midnight. Pack your stuff... check your motorcycle, be silent, and don't mention this to anybody.
Dennis: Same with you. I will be waiting you in your house, in your backyard.

Narrator:... revealed secrets...
Burt (to Henry): That's not the reason she hates me. Miss Munson already hated my family when my Grandfather was a child... well... at least she hates the male Burtonburgers... don't know why.
Henry: Maybe because they're "cursed" with something, no?
Burt: I don't think so. I'm still alive, my children are still alive... even my weird brother who I won't mention again is still alive.

Narrator: ...Love and jealousy...
Fiona: Stop saying he's all yours, Phoebe.
Coop: Girls, we're not here to fight.
Fiona: Don't get involved, Cooper!
Coop (saddened): Cooper?
Phoebe: You're just jealous because Coopy loves me and not you! And I'm always with him while you're not!
Dennis: Girls... really... you gotta stop... both of you are creeping me out.
Fiona (doesn't pay attention to Dennis; very angry): I'm not jealous and I'm not always with him because I respect his personal space... also, being with him and knowing stuff about him he didn't even know means you're a spoiled brat and a creepy, selfish, back-stabbing, obsessive stalker!!

(everybody gasps and Phoebe looks so surprised and sad at the same time)

Narrator: ... Hate...
*cut to Coop and Dennis fighting*
Coop: You know what? I'm sick of you! I'M CURSED! IF I'M NOT WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SAFE! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Dennis: FINE! GET LOST! I JUST BEFRIENDED YOU BECAUSE NOBODY WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND!! YOU WERE A NOBODY! AND YOU'RE STILL A NOBODY!

Narrator:... Family...
Burt (to Coop and Millie while having breakfast; excited): Hey kids! I have good news for you!
Coop (very excited): Mr. Kat's finally going to be kicked out of the house?!
Burt: What? No! I'm getting married!
(Millie spits out her drink)
Coop: You gotta be kidding, man!

Narrator: ... and cats!
*cut to Kat Kommander giving orders to his soldiers*
Kat Kommander: Meow, Meow meow.. meow meow meow... meow meow meow meow meow... MEOW!!!
All Catnipians: MEOW!

*cut to random scenes*
Burt: I know I should have wait the perfect time to tell them about her and I getting married.
Henry: It doesn't matter... they'll understand someday... when they get married.

Dennis: I'm so glad we're still together...
Coop: You said friends are forever...

Mr. Kat (to some catnipians): Meow meow, meow meow ...
Catnipians: MEOW!

Burt (fainting): Go with Phoebe... and find your brother... I want to know he's at least alive.
Millie: But Dad... I don't want to go
Burt: You must be strong, sweetie... do it for me...

Coop (hugging Fiona): I'm glad you're safe
Fiona: And I'm glad at least you have your pants on.

Memphis: Meow meow meow!
Mr. Kat: Meow?
Memphis: Meow meow!
Dr. K: Meow!
*A couple of were-Sphynx cats appear, ready to battle*
The Catnipians: Wo-Oh!

Coop (30-year-old): Look out! *saves Millie (13-year-old)*
Millie (not recognizing him): Let me go, you alien!
Coop: What? Don't you recognize me?
Millie: Who are you?

Old Lady Munson: BURTONBURGER!

*cut to the title of the movie*
Narrator: Kid vs Kat: The Movie
*cut to the release date: Coming soon*