Kid vs Kat: The Movie
*The humans start to fight againist the catnipians. The Rebels seem to have turned off their alliance and decide to help their superior. The fray gets violent each second.*
*Moments later, Coop starts to whack the catnipians off Phoebe. Lorne and Harley have broken off the fight. They hide on a side of a desk and start to build their desired stink bomb with the stuff they were able to find.*
*Cut to the violent fight again. The camera switches to Coop fighting with Mr. Kat, like the good old times. The alien cat knocks him out temporarily, and takes a random weapon. He's about to shoot, but the adult recovers the conscience and turns his head to a side, where he reads the notes in the blueprint. The catnipian then shoots, and hits Coop.*
*Instead of growing older, he recovers his 15-year-old self.*
Coop: Thanks a lot, hairless creep a'zoid. And by the way, you were basing your human adult studies from my father. Because he needs to be two people at the same time, he gets tired quickly.
*Mr. Kat gets angry and dissapointed at the same time. With a lot of fury, the alien cat attacks the now teenaged human. Millie arrives and helps her brother to get rid of it. Fuji attacks both siblings.*
*Moments later, the Kat Kommander and Mr. Kat, recovered, broke off from the fray, and they start to search an exit. They finally manage to find one and break the wall. Coop notices the alien cats escaping and chases them. They leave the scene.*
*The camera switches to Lorne and Harley, who appear to have finished their bomb. They seem to be dissapointed. Because of the lack of technology there, the bomb is not as bigger as the last they build in the Scratching Post Lair. This one seems to be around two inches tall.*
Lorne: This is not the bomb I wanted to build.
Harley: At least it's a bomb. There's nothing more to use here.
Lorne (sighs; a little dissapointed): Then let's throw it.
Harley: What about the guys fighting out there?
Lorne: Well... then lets warn them.
*They leave their hiding place.*
*The camera cuts to the fight. This time, it appears it's going into an end.*
Lorne: Guys! We gotta go!
Fiona: Now why?
Harley: We built a bomb and we activated it!
Phoebe: And how much time do we have?
Lorne: Like fifty-five seconds left!
Dennis: Quick! That way! And don't let those aliens to follow us!
Fuji: I'm not planning to follow you!
Tenma: Neither me! I'll stay!
Lorne: Works for us!
Dr. K: You'd better go to the upper chamber.
Dennis: Why are you helping us?
Dr. K: It's something at least we can do to compensate. If we survive, and your planet's conquered, we scientists will be suffering three times... and you humans will be victims of a genocidal bomb... so go now before it's late.
*The humans go, but Fiona.
Fiona: Thank you.
Muz: Take the stairs and you'll arrive to the main chamber. You'll recognize it because of the Sphinx' broken eye. Remember, we're doing this... for both of us.
*Fiona leaves. Dr. K takes a control and all the walls are suddenly covered with metal walls. The catnipian scientists take each other paws, and close their eyes.*
*The bomb finally explodes. Leaving a very bad odor, and the scientists are falling dead one by one.*
*The scene switches to Coop chasing both catnipians up to the high point of the crown of the Sphynx. It starts to rain. The aliens run up to the edge and see the sheer drop. Coop arrives to confront them at the cliff-like edge. They're very apprehensive, seeing they're cornered and at Coop's mercy.*
Coop (severely injured): It's over. It all ends.
Kat Kommander (begging): Please have mercy of us.
Coop: Why would I do that? You didn't have mercy of the ones who were imploring for it. (he's ready to kill them)
Mr. Kat: Don't kill us. I... I... I know you don't want to do this. You're not capable of killing... you're not a murderer... it's not in your blood.
*Coop then calms down. The rain starts to rage.*
Coop: I'm not... a murderer.
Kat Kommander (relieved): You are truly noble to realize it. We'll now be your servants. Tell us what to do... (in the background, Catnipian spaceships start to arrive, bringing the rest of the catnipians left on their planet. The Kommander then "changes his mind") after we finish with your life.
*Mr. Kat and the Kat Kommander leap at Coop. The human rises up and yells in their faces. They proceed through a fight on the snake of the crown. The catnipians slid down the snake while trying to climb it. Without their knowledge, Coop takes a hiding place under the Sphynx' reconstructed nose. He sees a lot of spaceships and realizes the Invasion's almost complete.*
*Coop is watching everything. He is about to escape to help his friends when Fiona's voice is heard, coming from the Sphinx' broken eye. The teen turns his head and watches her. He then relieves, knowing the aliens were defeated*
Coop (with a relieved smile): You're safe.
Fiona: We don't have much time. My parents are going to arrive in a moment. Tell me what to do.
Coop: ... once we're in the jet, tell them to throw the bomb. That will get rid of those cats.
Fiona: Are you sure?
Coop: Trust me. I know your parents are able to modify complex bomb structures. They're two of the coolest people I've ever met.
Mr. Kat (offscreen): Come on out and fight, human!
Coop (to Fiona; low voice): Take the rest and wait there.
*Coop leaves and finally shows himself to the catnipians.*
Coop: Did you call me?
*The catnipians and Coop start to fight one more time. Now, the papers are changed. Thanks to the rains' water, the human slips over the edge and is clinging to the crown's front ledge by his hands. The rain gets weaker. Mr. Kat and the Kommander sit back, watching the human.*
Mr. Kat: You said it was all over, Cooper. It's over... for you.
Kat Kommander: Look at you... a complete failure. No wonder why you're the black sheep of your family.
Mr. Kat: No wonder why you're an encarnated curse.
Kat Kommander: You're just a nobody.
Mr. Kat: The only one to blame.
*As their insults were progressing, Coop has a quick memory flashback to a number of painful moments. Old Lady Munson being always grumpy and mean to him, blaming him for all the disasters Mr. Kat did, telling insults towards him, even ones he doesn't even remember, Mr. Kat screwing him up, and many more. In one giant leap he lunges up and pins both aliens on their backs. The catnipians are caught completely by surprise. They appear to be scared by Coop's serious expression.*
Coop (taking their necks; severely): I might have been told many hurtful things, even the ones I wish I've never heard, but thanks to you, glitched freaks, those no longer have a meaning to me.
*Silently, the jet finally arrives and it descends until it was at the same level as the Sphynx's broken eye. Coop calms down again and watches his sister and friends going inside the jet. Then a smile appears on his face, but then it fades instantly when the other catnipians sneak up and choke him. He yells in pain. He loses his balance and starts to fall with all the cat-freaks.*
*Coop falls on his back. He appears he bore the pain without complaining, all thanks to those fights he had with Mr. Kat since he was a 10-year-old boy. He stands up. Weak, and with an almost broken leg, tries to walk away. The jet's approaching him. The rain gets a little stronger. William opens the door and stretches his arm. As the jet gets closer, Coop stretches his arm to caught William's, but then Mr. Kat attacks him out of nowhere.*
*Kat and some catnipians attack him in a wall of teeth and claws. The jet ascends a little to evade the alien cats.*
Coop (trying to get up): Throw the bomb now!
Dennis: What? Are you crazy?!
Coop: Just do it!
Fiona: No! There must be another way!
Coop: This is the only one!
Coop: I know what I'm doing! Throw the bomb! NOW!
*William then throws the bomb at the air and the jet ascends to a safer distance. We see the humans watching everything from the still open door.*
Fiona: Mom, let me go to help him.
Dana: He made his choice. Let's respect it.
Fiona: He might die down there!
William: It's better for us to be safe up here.
Millie (to the adults): If you're not going to let her, then let me go down.
William: Trust in us. Coop will be fine.
Dennis: He won't survive!
*Cut to Coop and the catnipians, still fighting one last time. Coop finally collapses, in his back. Mr. Kat approaches and stands in Coop's chest, while the rest of the alien cats, ready to attack, surround the human.*
Mr. Kat (laughing): See? You are just nothing! They left you!
Coop (gasping for air): Your insults... your damn insults... (painful breath) have no longer effects upon me.
Mr. Kat: Death is sooner than you expected, right, Cooper?
*Coop watches the sky, and sees the bomb is falling. The rain gets stronger.*
Coop (with a smile): It's the end.
Mr. Kat (laughing; with a smile): Of course, Cooper. It's your end.
Coop (wheezing): It all ends... (painful breath; with raindrops in his eyes) for both of us.
*With his last strength, he catches Mr. Kat and the bomb finally meets its end. No FX sounds of the explosion, but sad, "war-like" music. The fire from explosion starts spreading and heat everything within the place and burns its surroundings.*
*From a safe distance up there, William, Dana, Fiona, Phoebe, Millie, Lorne, Dennis, and Harley watch the explosion. William is hugging his daughter, while Dana conforts Millie, who appears to be crying. Dennis then turns, hugs Phoebe, with tears on her face, and closes his eyes, not wanting to see the disaster. Lorne and Harley appear to be calm, in silence. Even if it was something they've wanted to see for a long time, they knew this was not the time to enjoy it.*
*The "second explosion from the bomb" sends a blinding flash, searing heat, and a mighty blast wave, piercing the flesh and removing the life of the catnipians, forever. Music ends. Fade Out.*
*Cut to a giant white room, from an hospital. The bed and its user are not seen yet at this point. Burt, Millie, and Ms. Brannigan are sleeping in the couches. Dana and William are sleeping in two chairs. The first one finally awakens and cleans his glasses and puts them on again. We finally see the bed's user. Coop's already awake, wondering where he was. He's wearing bandages in his forehead and right arm.*
*His father approaches him and hugs him carefully.*
Coop: Dad... (returns the hug) I'm sorry for ru...
Burt: No... I'm the one who needs to be sorry.
Coop: I don't understand.
Burt (separating carefully) : You were right all this time. Your sister's cat was an evil alien who planned to invade the world. I'm begging you to forgive me.
Coop: It's okay, dad... no hard feelings left... it's over.
Burt (with tears in his eyes): I don't understand. You're not angry? Why?
Coop: Because I learned to put the past behind me. I no longer care about it... nor the things Old Lady Munson has told me for almost 16 years, nor the things Millie did just to frame me... I mean... (scratches his head) what I'm trying to say is... bad things happen, and the only thing we can do is puting it behind us... wait...
*With tears of joy in his face, and knowing what Coop was trying to say, Burt hugs his son one more time. Coop turns his head and sees Millie, Ms. Brannigan, and Fiona's parents, now awake, watching the whole scene.*
*Burt separates from his son, carefully.*
Coop: Hello, again.
Millie (hugging her brother): I'm so glad you're still alive.
Coop: Same here... uh... where are the rest? Are they okay?
William: Fine... all of them are fine. They left the room like eight hours ago.
Coop (surprised): Eight?
Dana: Don't get altered. You've been here for almost three days.
Coop (shocked): What?
Burt: Hey, sport. We don't want to call the paramedics... (muttering) again.
Coop (calming): Okay, okay... so... where am I?
Dana: We're still in Egypt.
Coop: But the explosion... I was there... didn't it destroyed all Egypt?
Dana: Just the front of the Sphynx and the alien cats.
Coop: But I survived... how?
William: We mentioned the bomb was genocidal. Dana and I managed to modify it to destroy only the non-terrestrial species.
Ms. Brannigan: The creepy cats.
Dana: Exactly. The original bomb was supposed to destroy the human beings. I imagine the "Cat King" was going to use it in case of a human rebelion.
Coop: So that's why the "mortal explosion" didn't affect me, right?
William: Correct again.
Coop: Then why am I in the hospital?
Burt: Isn't it obvious? Your broken leg and damaged body.
*Caption: A few months later...*
*Bootsville. It's being reconstructed again. The camera switches to the House of Swap, outside. Big Hoss and Chumlee, from Pawn Stars, are seen leaving the place with a catnipian device, of course, no longer working.*
Coop (also leaving the place; closing the place): Hope the Old Man doesn't screw you up again.
Dennis (arriving): What did they do this time?
Coop: They screwed up the alien device Old Harrison bought yesterday.
Dennis: They're already screwed up (giggles)
Coop: That's for sure, but you know what? I've been feeling better than ever since Kat parted from our lives.
Dennis: I've been better too. I mean, no more explosions, no more "saving the world and get grounded for it", no more evil plans... besides, we know many things the FBI don't.
Coop: Are you suggesting we should work in the FBI?
*They start walking*
Coop: Don't you think it's a little early for that?
Dennis: Maybe not. We need to prepare our plans for the future...
Coop: ... and to train and improve our skills.
Dennis: That reminds me... how's your 'new life' going?
Coop: Fine... I thought having a female parent around was going to be a nightmare... in fact... I like it... my perspective changed a lot since Kat left for good.
Dennis: And... she's not keeping an eye on you, right?
Coop: Just when I'm doing my homework.
Dennis (as he watches a building being restored): Do you think our children might believe we saved the world from an alien invasion?
Coop: I'm not sure... if we tell them at young age, probably... but then they'll be calling us liars when they get old.
Dennis: And then the cycle will start again: No one will believe you as nobody believed you.
Coop: Yeah, but I don't care. Past is past.
Dennis: True. We don't need to waste our time in stuff we can't change.
Coop: Well, you're right... and talking about that, I promised my dad I was going to have quality time with the family. He said also there was something he wanted Millie and I to know.
Dennis: Okay, then. See you later!
*Both leave to their respective houses*
*Caption: 20 years later...*
*A Backyard, possibly from the Burtonburger house. Two young boys are fighting. One of them is wearing a light blue and purple T-shirt and dark blue shorts. The other one is wearing a white T-shirt, and also blue shorts. One of them has purple hair, thanks to a prank the other one did.*
*Moments later, a blonde, brown-eyed 20-year-old man is leaving to the backyard with some books. He sees the boys' fight, leaves his books in the table, and approaches the kids, and tries to separate them*
Zack: Would you please stop?
Trevor: Robbie started!
Robbie (defending himself): No way! He started!
Trevor: Just because you dyed my hair to purple!
Robbie: He confessed!
*Both continue fighting*
Coop (offscreen): Okay, what happened this time?
*Coop, now an adult, approaches the scene, helping Zack to separate the kids*
Trevor: Dad, Robbie dyed my hair to purple!
Coop: Again? Guys, you gotta stop your fights someday. You're twins. You must love each other.
*Both boys have a grossed out expression*
Both boys: Ewww
Robbie: I can't be in love with him. He's my brother...
Trevor: ... and it'd be too weird.
*Coop laughs. Dennis and Millie arrive to the scene. Dennis is wearing a suit similar to his friend. Millie's wearing a female version of the suit.*
Coop: I'm not reffering to "that" kind of love. You must care for each other.
Robbie: Hhmm... very funny.
Millie: Mind your father, boys.
Both: Yes, aunt Millie.
Coop (seeing his watch): Well... I'm going to work in a few minutes and give your aunt a ride to her work. Why don't you give your father a hug?
*They hug him*
Coop: Well... how about if you continue playing? But this time... no fights. Promise?
Coop: Good boys. Be good with your grandparents and uncle Zack... and don't destroy anything this time.
*The boys run off into the shed. Coop moves surreptitiously over to his half-brother*
Coop (quietly): Make sure they don't start to fight again, and help Trevor to get rid of that purple paint.
Millie (chuckles): Fighting again, right? Why?
Coop: Robbie dyed Trevor's hair into purple. Luckily Zack was around and stopped a "possible World War III".
Millie (giggles): Who do they remind you of?
Coop (wondering): I don't know. Who?
Millie: Both Robbie and Trevor are just like you were when you were young... always fighting, but in your case, it was with... that ugly pet of mine.
Coop: Yeah... now you mention it... it's true.
*They are leaving the backyard and going into the black sedan.*
Dennis: Like father, like sons, right Coop?
Coop: At least they are not growning up alongside Old Lady Munson.
*Coop's smartphone starts to ring. He checks it and sees it's a message from the FBI*
Coop (as he checks it): Cool. Another case... (to Dennis) Hey... look at this.
*The camera switches to another angle to let us watch the smartphone. We see the Irken symbol attached to the message. The three people are possibly giving a strange look to it.*
Dennis: What do you think it is?
Coop: I'm not sure... but we'll find out when we arrive.
*They get into the black sedan. Coop's the driver.*
*The camera switches to let us watch the black sedan leaving. While in its way, we can see adult versions of many of Coop's friends, and also, their children. The car finally leaves the neighborhood, thus, concluiding the film.*