Guess who was surfing the internet and read "Grunkle Stan the Rapist"?
Stan Pines himself.
I've seen a lot of "Dipper's reaction to 'Dipper goes to Taco Bell'" and believe me, I wanted to see Stan's reaction about that awful fanfic where he suddenly decides to rape female people (Mabel and Wendy, to be specific D: ).
So, about how will he react, instead of just closing the tab, Stan shots the poor laptop
Since then, he never surfed the internet ever again.
Also, I showed the preview to my friend Liger...
He made my night
He said he thought Stan was all "scared and stuff" because he knocked up Lazy Susan. (Still can't stop laughing).
Stanford Pines (c) Alex Hirsch
This (c) ME